This cartoon was actually requested. The person who fancies himself to be the propeller-hatted sys admin, requested that their character be given a cricket bat. I kid you not. The following conversation ensued.
Despite the fact that some characters and events may bear an uncanny resemblance to real people and events, any resemblance to real persons or events, living or dead is purely coincidental. Intended for entertainment purposes only. Do not take seriously. Please consult a doctor before taking if you suffer from hypofacetia.