Sadly, it's getting harder and harder to do this cartoon. Our redesign process has become so bizarrely dysfunctional that it's virtually impossible to write something that members of our team won't recognize as real and get offended by. And reality is so much stranger than fiction that there is nothing I can invent that could match what we deal with on a daily basis.
Anyway, this cartoon isn't all that funny. However, I can say that - like Bash Brannigan (look it up) - I've actually lived it.