OK, my boss must be wondering about my sanity and stability right about now, but this is just a fantasy of a project gone horribly wrong. Now, I would be lying if I said I'd never been in meetings like this before, but not recently.
Fortunately, most of our meetings are quite civil. Maybe not any more productive than this, but certainly civil.
- I've never worn or even contemplated wearing a bomb belt to a meeting.
- I've never brought a loaded weapon on campus, nor considered using one on inanimate hardware.
- I have never successfully bribed another employee to do something that I couldn't talk them into doing some other way. And if I were to try bribing Prophead, I would use wine, not cash.